Turns out one of the “architects” of ObamaCare was telling tales out of school…that is, he had the bad taste to reveal the tissues of lies knowingly used to get the ACA passed. Just for clarity’s sake, we must point out this is an entirely different tissue of lies from the procedural ones used by Democrats (you recall them, the ones who were bitch-slapped out of the Senate last week) to get the bill “passed” and available for signature by the Light Bringer.
Even as the New York Times, Washington Post, and the other branches of All the President’s Press work overtime to ignore a real story (with real on-camera admissions of wrong-doing), MIT Professor Jonathon Gruber (henceforth known as Pere Pajama Boy) has been backpedaling like a moon-walking Michael Jackson on meth.
We at the Riot suspect that isn’t going be to quite enough, and Gruber is unlikely to escape with merely receiving the fearsome Obama Middle Digit of Disapproval. We’re pretty sure his career is going to be knee-capped and sent to sleep with the fishes: acolytes of Dear Leader have no patience for apostates, even those of the accidental kind.
So, we’re looking for your input. In what way will Jonathon Gruber and his career be Disappeared?
- Will embarrassing photos show up of him with a stuffed animal in Walmart?
- Will the IRS suddenly develop a passion for auditing good Liberals?
- Will we discover he’s been guilty of heinous micro-aggressions against Democrats of Color of years?
Give us your best guess in the comments. We’ll select a winner and they’ll get a signed copy of Roy Griffis’s forthcoming novel “The Big Bang: Volume One of the Lonesome George Chronicles.”