The John Gruber Career Death Watch

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Oops.

Turns out one of the “architects” of ObamaCare was telling tales out of school…that is, he had the bad taste to reveal the tissues of lies knowingly used to get the ACA passed.  Just for clarity’s sake, we must point out this is an entirely different tissue of lies from the procedural ones used by Democrats (you recall them, the ones who were bitch-slapped out of the Senate last week) to get the bill “passed” and available for signature by the Light Bringer.

Even as the New York Times, Washington Post, and the other branches of All the President’s Press work overtime to ignore a real story (with real on-camera admissions of wrong-doing), MIT Professor Jonathon Gruber (henceforth known as Pere Pajama Boy) has been backpedaling like a moon-walking Michael Jackson on meth.

We at the Riot suspect that isn’t going be to quite enough, and Gruber is unlikely to escape with merely receiving the fearsome Obama Middle Digit of Disapproval.  We’re pretty sure his career is going to be knee-capped and sent to sleep with the fishes:  acolytes of Dear Leader have no patience for apostates, even those of the accidental kind.

So, we’re looking for your input.  In what way will Jonathon Gruber and his career be Disappeared?

  • Will embarrassing photos show up of him with a stuffed animal in Walmart?
  • Will the IRS suddenly develop a passion for auditing good Liberals?
  • Will we discover he’s been guilty of heinous micro-aggressions against Democrats of Color of years?

Give us your best guess in the comments.  We’ll select a winner and they’ll get a signed copy of Roy Griffis’s forthcoming novel “The Big Bang:  Volume One of the Lonesome George Chronicles.”

7 comments for “The John Gruber Career Death Watch

  1. Nan231
    November 12, 2014 at 10:34 pm

    He will be assigned and the next Ambassador to Benghazi.

  2. Elaine Green
    November 12, 2014 at 10:39 pm

    So this Gruber guy reminds me so much of Stanley Motss (Dustin Hoffman) in “Wag the Dog.” He’s so proud of his work he can’t keep his mouth shut. “Look at that! That is a complete f#%*ing fraud, and it looks a 100% real. It’s the best work I’ve done in my life, because it’s so honest.” In the end he gets snuffed by Connie Brean (Robert DeNiro).

  3. PapayaSF
    November 12, 2014 at 10:43 pm

    It’ll be a combination of things. First, the MSM will ignore or downplay anything about him, as they have been doing. If they are forced to cover him, say because he’s made to testify in front of a Congressional committee, then the retconning will begin: he never really had much to do with the law, so nothing he says matters.

    And perhaps, someone will pop up to claim that he sexually harassed them.

    • Brian K
      November 19, 2014 at 10:03 pm

      The retconning has already begun. See Pelosi: “I don’t know who he is. He didn’t help write our bill,” Pelosi insisted Thursday. “[Y]ou have a person who wasn’t writing our bill, commenting on what was going on when we were writing the bill who has withdrawn some of the statements that he made.” Or Obama: “The fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff expressed an opinion that I completely disagree with in terms of the voters is no reflection on the actual process that was run.”

  4. Keith Glass
    November 12, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    As always, Obama will disavow any knowledge of any knowledge of your actions. Your sinecure position will self-destruct in 5 seconds. So long, chump. . .