Laughing with Liberals!
Everybody knows Conservatives aren’t funny, but The Right-Wing Riot is here to help! In a few short minutes, the most comedically constipated Conservative can learn about “irony” and other tools of humor used by their sophisticated Liberal friends. Before you know it, a Republican can be as funny as President Barack Obama!
Here’s your first lesson on how to be as funny as a Liberal, hosted for you by the Prince of Whitebread and featuring the comic stylings of Barry “The Choomster” Obama. [video_lightbox_youtube video_id=”aMZ29nYKiDc” width=”640″ height=”480″ anchor=”Click to learn now!”]
Now for humor Lesson Number Two, focusing on that Catskills cutup, “Uncle Joe” Biden, with an added bonus dip into the well of intellectual irony offered up by Hillary “Stand By My Mans” Clinton. Insightfully hosted by Ms. Always Right. [video_lightbox_youtube video_id=”v3bQ1ZS4p30″ width=”640″ height=”480″ anchor=”Click to start being funnier today!”]
Sarah Palin is Stooopid
Well, all the best people (Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, and any mouth-breather who’s ever watched Saturday Night Live all tell us: Sarah Palin is Stupid.
And who are we to doubt the wisdom of our betters (including every prominent feminist currently working the microphones — obviously, only they know what a “real” woman is)?
So, as part of our Public Service Mandate, the Right-Wing Riot is happy to present some supportive documentation, proving, like everybody knows, that Sarah Palin is Stooopid.